Jägermeister

So at some point this weekend I opened a bottle of Jäger.  I walked downstairs and started casually drinking redbull and Jäge............

.....................ITS MORNING.  I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW I GOT HERE.  NOW I'M SITTING IN MY CHAIR.  I'VE GOT THAT MORNING FEELING.  THAT MOURNING MORNING FEELING.  BUT NOW I AM EXISTENTIAL.  TRULY ON THE edge. ITS LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE.  or maybe the 

twig light zone.


SO NOW I'M STILL IN MY CHAIR.  ON PLAYSTATION.  fallout New Vegas.  GOT A BEER.  2..  3... 4.....


STILL PLAYING FALLOUT.  MORE FUN WITH BEER.  NIGHT FALLS.


i still have jager...............................................
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I'm at my girlfriends house.  dying...  ahhhhhhh!
my gf likes jager.  
mucho.


i stumble go to the kitchen to get water!


Water
water
water
water


SHE has a tiny tiny bottle of jager sitting there 50ml.  AHHHH!!!
i can think of only one use for this.

baby's first jager

in the course of my research I came across something startling:

it turns out babies were way ahead of me:

I'll have to write an expose later.

All i could think of the next day was those jager adds...

try to enjoy your week after that

UPDATE!!!
something even more alarming: