So its my second or third day of being a zombie... Shuffling around all day like an unemployed drunk... wait a minute... maybe Tony Vaan Helsing has a point.
My first clue came when instead of eating brains I've been eating tuna helper.
The possibility of me being a zombie, albiet a relatively articulate one, still remains
I chain you up in my shack and we can play some video games. Remember, no biting.
ReplyDeleteURRRRRGH. BRAINS. URRRRRGH.
ReplyDeleteso a paraplegic walks into a bar.....never mind
ReplyDeleteWell... maybe there are different kinds of zombies... like a half zombie...
ReplyDeleteBOOMER WATCH OUT
ReplyDeleteThere is something to be said for shuffling around all day.
ReplyDeleteI'm drunk and unemployed. Am I a zombie? haha
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